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Knockout Machine

An MMA fighter who earns all of his wins with a knockout, or with a TKO, or a referee stoppage. Examples include Chuck Liddell and Thiago Silva.
Thiago Silva showed us why they call him "The Knockout Machine" in his fight with Keith Jardine.
by Phenomenal1 September 19, 2009
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Guard Dogs

1: A girl's friends, who almost always make it uncomfortable to be around the girl you want to talk to. All girls have them, and they are a problem for most guys.

2: Dogs, usually Rottweilers or German Shepherds, used to guard prisons and other high security buildings.
"Hey, Terry, you should go talk to Maria"

"No way JT, she's got guard dogs like hell!"

"I'm almost out of jail! OH SH*T! I forgot about the guard dogs!"
by Phenomenal1 April 20, 2010
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S.W.A.G.

A U.S. Army acronym, and it stands for:

Scientific
Wild
Ass
Guess
That's not a real answer Mr. Ortiz, that's a total S.W.A.G.
by Phenomenal1 August 4, 2010
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John Morrison

Quite possibly the greatest wrestler in SmackDown history, behind Jeff Hardy, the Undertaker, Hulk Hogan and of course The Rock. Way better than John Cena, and 100 times better than HHH.
Dude, John Morrison is sooo awesome!
by Phenomenal1 September 11, 2009
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Beer Money Inc.

The absolute best tag team in pro wrestling today PERIOD. Consists of former Team Canada member Robert Roode, and former A.M.W. member "The Tennessee Cowboy" James Storm.
Hey, did you guys see Beer Money Inc. wipe the floor with DX last night?
by Phenomenal1 November 14, 2009
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Two-Face

One of Batman's oldest foes, and one of Bruce Wayne's oldest friends. His first appearance was in Detective Comics #66, in 1942.

He was once Harvey Dent, the youngest District Attorney in Gotham City's history. However, Salvatore "Boss" Maroni threw acid in his face during a trial, which hideously scarred him and fractured his psyche.

Now known as Two-Face, he has developed an obsession with duality and chance, basing his crimes around the number two, and deciding outcomes of life or death with a flip of his two headed coin, which like him, is scarred on one side.
From the private notes of Dr. Hugo Strange

Two-Face is obsessed with duality, and determined to recruit half the population of Arkham City in preparation for a bloody war against the other gangs within Arkham City. But his strategy starts and ends with a flip of his coin, adding an element of randomness to his every move.

"The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased, unprejudiced, fair."-Harvey Dent/Two-Face
by Phenomenal1 August 25, 2011
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TapouT

The original brand of mixed martial arts apparel, TapouT is an American T-shirt and MMA apparel brand. It was started in 1997 by three men, "Punkass" Dan Caldwell, "Skyskrape" Tim Katz, and Charles "Mask" Lewis Jr.(1963-2009), and is still doing well today. Unfortunately, a lot of "douche bags" wear TapouT clothes, which is why they aren't respected that much.
by Phenomenal1 July 15, 2010
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