jock meat

The term used to describe girls that blindly fawn over jocks. (see jock) They are oblivious to the presence of guys that would otherwise suit their personalities and treat them with respect.

Typically, they are swapped backwards and forwards between the jocks; much to the delight of the said girl - proud of her false sense of escalating popularity.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think of Alice? she's cute.
Gut 2: Nah man, forget it - she's jock meat..
Guy 1: Oh, that's too bad.

jock meat by Master Amigo October 23, 2008

meat jacks 

When a man thrusts his hips in such a way that his penis flops up and down, sometimes other people are hit by the meat (often caught by suprise).

When we got back from the concert two guys performed meat jacks on Neil, you should have seen the look on his face.

meat jacks by Bush Hog July 17, 2011