A group of Dutch trolls best known for making lulzy and disgusting GIFs and shock images which usually fall into the hands of the cool kids, including Encyclopedia Dramatica, GNAA, moid, and basically anyone worth their salt. Most people think that "JJ.AM" are two peoples' initials; however, it is their domain name.
JJam is the most heavy person in the world at 10 tons. He is the conductor of The yellow sympathany. The only reason he is still alive is knoms (pronounced gnomes) who live inside him. He is at war with the symphonys
(excluding the yellow symphony) and rosalinas home. He lives under an atm and steals credit cards. He'sbest "friend" is biet siz who makes his cardboard clothes. The word is also the most horable insult in any language.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.