jizzus

Jizzus is when a man is performing intercourse with a woman who often exclaims "oh my God" during moments of pleasure, and the gentleman therefore climaxes to the mental image of Jesus Christ, and since the man is not properly hydrated, he dry-fires inside the woman but she still becomes impregnated, mirroring the emaculate conception of Jesus Christ

George Stephanopoulos: " Hey I heard you nailed Mrs. Huck last night, how did that go?".

Alexander Dumas:"yeah, she kept on screaming 'oh my god!', so when I finally nutted I had a jizzus."

jizzus by Søren Kierkegaard October 6, 2017

jizzus

Use it when you want to say "Jesus!" but don't want to use the lords name in vain.

Holy Jizzus that was a hell of a par-teh!

jizzus by Yo Mama October 17, 2003

Jizzus

The demigod of love, known for turning the aftermath of ejaculation into fine liquor.

Of course Brittany doesn't believe in Jizzus, she's a Mormon!

Jizzus by jizzus of asserath March 23, 2011

jizzus

our lord, jizzus, controls the weather by gooning. thunder is jizzus moans, and rain is his jizz. all water is jizzus cum.

JIZZUS STOP GOONING ITS SO LOUD
YEAH JIZZUS START EDGING

jizzus by _huney_ June 15, 2025

Jizzus Crust 

The divine scabs that develop in and around most sinners souls.

That goddamned Jizzus Crust is tarnishing my reputation.

Jizzus Crust by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Jizzus Christ 

1. The act of screaming "Jesus Christ" out loud during sex or masturbation. Often times, just before you are about to orgasm.

2. The holy mother load of Jizz. So much, that only Peter North could be your biological Father.

3. An exorcism of all known bodily fluids during an Orgasm.

1."Jizzus Christ I think I'm coming!!!"

2. "Holy Jizzus - That was a hell of a money shot!"

3. "Jizzus Christ... I don't think I have another drop left in me. I'm gonna be walkin' with a limp tomorrow."

Jizzus Christ by Schizo@thebat May 24, 2014

jizzus christ 

its when you're jacking off and about to cum then you see jesus on the wall so you end up edging yourself

"fuck fuck fuck" " jizzus christ is watching"

jizzus christ by sexypogger November 1, 2020