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Use it when you want to say "Jesus!" but don't want to use the lords name in vain.
Holy Jizzus that was a hell of a par-teh!
by Yo Mama October 17, 2003

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The demigod of love, known for turning the aftermath of ejaculation into fine liquor.
Of course Brittany doesn't believe in Jizzus, she's a Mormon!
by jizzus of asserath March 07, 2011

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