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"I found my brother's jizzue on the ground, disgusting!"
by Dr. Splat February 02, 2017
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tissue, napkin, papertowel or general cloth you jizz onto or wipe your jizz on during the course of masterbation
bro1 - NO DONT USE THAT ITS A JIZZUE!
bro2 - wtf is that
bro1 - a tissue i jizzed on!
bro2 - ...* pauses, drops and leaves *
by Yofray February 02, 2009
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A tissue that-is used first to blow your nose, placed on the bedside table, then later re-used to wipe up jizz from jacking off.
I would be very careful where you sit if you go into Tim's room, it's always littered with jizzues.
by walterc February 06, 2015
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A tissue that you shot your load on and put back into the other box of clean ones for someone very unlucky to use
See that bitch over there I just gave her my jizzue to wipe her pig nose with it
by Jizzer69 January 02, 2017
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Tissues used to clean jizz off things/people after you cum on it/them.
Oh man I blew so hard that I had to use a whole box of jizzues.
by pbatemen May 28, 2011
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