Jizzmonkery 

1. A set of actions associated with the person whose job it is to clean the seamen from the inside of peep show or sex show booths. 2. Of or relating to the act of ejaculating on or around the face of an African American women while she is defecating.

1. I hate this jizzmonkery. Why did he have to make such a mess?
2. Tom and Shaniqua better stop this jizzmonkery real fast.

Jizzmonkery by Squirely Squirel November 20, 2009

Jizzmacker 

a chorus of women, all producing a quite loud thwack in the cheek, lip area of another, completly filled with jizz. when many jizzmackers perform at once it can be called jizzmacking. Or Fluctuating.

Like when you get 3 or 4 girls almost hallucinating off the production of sound, whilst ones mouth is loaded with semen, producing a loud thwack. often girls claim feeling "high" or "euphoric,"and a little "speedy" when Jizzmacking. Jizzmacker

Jizzmacker by p0rn December 9, 2008

jizzjacker 

A person who does not suck dick, but lets them blow a load in his/her mouth.

Dan (aka Geoffrey)is a jizzjacker, I caught him in the garage giving Jim a handjob and Jim shot the load in his mouth

jizzjacker by saggy, nutz August 21, 2007

Jizznackered 

Fatigue and aching in rotator cuff from repetive motion. A pain so intense the shoulder is barely functional. A term used on an an assembly line at auto assembly plant.

Rusty, I gotzta go the the plant hospital my shoulder be jizznackered, Dr. Linn tell me for sure.

Jizznackered by cheech393 July 21, 2008

Jizznackered 

Sudden pain in the rotator cup from repetitive motion. A intense shoulder pain rendering the limb usually inoperable. A term commonly used on an automobile assembly line.

Ziggy: What's the hold up Cheech?
Cheech: I think I jizznackered my shoulder pushing this pallet.
Ziggy: You better go to Urgent Care and ge that looked at.

Jizznackered by cheech393 October 5, 2005

Jizznackered 

To be tired, especially from activities heavy on the arms.

I'm so jizznackered after playing my 'bone all day.

Jizznackered by Unreal_One July 18, 2008

jizzjacker 

Someone who falls short of completing a promised task.

A person who does not suck cock, but merely milks cum into his/her mouth.

v. jizzjacked, Having been promised something or agreed to perform a task and then the person reneges, doesn't show, etc.

You can't believe him he's a real jizzjacker.

I was counting on a slow, warm, wet BJ but s/he turned out to be only a jizzjacker.

I bought tickets for them and they didn't pay me. I've been jizzjacked.

jizzjacker by Mora Hastits December 16, 2006