Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs 

When someone masturbates and finishes in someone else's bowl of cereal.

After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.

Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs by fuzzypickle16 March 25, 2012

Jizzy Wizzy 

‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.

Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.

Jizzy Wizzy by JizzoWizzo April 19, 2020

Jizzy Li

Famous pornstar. Legend says Jizzy Li was the first human who ever mastered the martial art of Jizz Fu, He once sucked 69 men's jizz storage dry in less than a planck instant.

I want Jizzy Li to suck my cock.

Jizzy Li by Revoken September 4, 2016

Jizzypiss 

the complex chemical mixture of urine and male(animal or human) semen. This can only occur in states of extreme orgasm where the male loses control of his kidney for a temporary period and it mixes with the semen.

Yo man i jizzypissed inside my bitch last night.

I just jizzypissed in your mouth.

Lets jizzypiss on your mom.

Jizzypiss by Sheraz Roy Iqbal October 18, 2009

jizzed up 

A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.

To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.

Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.

Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.

jizzed up by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010

Back in a jizzy 

A measure of time one is likely to be away from a task at hand, equal to that commonly allocated to the act of masturbating

Luke: Where are you going?
Ryan: I'm off to some guy's place from craigslist to j/o in his model train room, I'll be back in a jizzy.
Luke: Can you bring back some crab meat?
Ryan: Is imitation ok?
Luke: Fo shizzle!

Back in a jizzy by SlypGyp February 15, 2013

Jizzy Queef

1. A post-coitus vaginal flatulation.

2. A fart out of the vagina that produces a sperm bubble

"Hey bitch."

"Yeah?"

"You get fucked without protection, again?"

"Yeah, he blew his load all up my albert poo holes, and I farted a jizzy queef in his mouth"

Jizzy Queef by DR.dicknose October 9, 2011