Jazz: Yeah, i just finished her off, man i actually went taint deep.
Will: Fo sure, wow man,...ooh shit Uncle Phil is home.
Phil: Jazz you useless son of a bitch, i told you to never fuck my daughter again.
Jazz: I never touched her Uncle Phil, i swear, now why don't i just leave quietly.
Phil: Oh no i've jazzed you too many times only for you to come back in here like a muthafuckin boomarang,...now your fucking dead.
(Phil quickly pulls out a big fucking gun, you know the type that Dirty Harry usedthen he blows that useless bastards head clean off).
Will: Yeah Uncle Phil, that was ICE cold.
Phil: Well i always told him that i'm a bad muthafucka.
Exeunt all (whilst the fresh prince theme tune plays out)