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1.
Currency. Whether it be pounds, dollars, euros or any other currency. Jizzers is the universal and ultimate denomination for your monetary needs.
Hey man can I borrow 20 jizzers
by Jack-Dog Millionaire June 25, 2010
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2.
a penis, a male reproductive organr responsible for the act of jizzing.

Did you mean to jizz on my roomate with your jizzer
by eskj September 11, 2006
21 5
 
3.
One pisses in the pisser and shits in the shitter. Likewise, one jizzes in the jizzer.
Damn, I haven't had sex all week! Now I just gotta get me to the nearest jizzer.
by Slow Baby October 22, 2011
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4.
What happens when a girl gets excited
oh my god you just jizzered in your thong
by simon chandler September 22, 2004
6 15