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A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.
“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”

“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”
Jizzer by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019
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One pisses in the pisser and shits in the shitter. Likewise, one jizzes in the jizzer.
Damn, I haven't had sex all week! Now I just gotta get me to the nearest jizzer.
jizzer by Slow Baby October 22, 2011
a penis, a male reproductive organr responsible for the act of jizzing.

Did you mean to jizz on my roomate with your jizzer
jizzer by eskj September 12, 2006
What happens when a girl gets excited
oh my god you just jizzered in your thong
jizzer by simon chandler September 22, 2004
(Noun) A man that jacks off every day of his miserable life. If you do this, I feel sorry for you.
"Jesus, dude. You're such a jizzer."
"That's not funny, I'm just depressed."
Jizzer by Indue May 5, 2022
I’m not fucking with a jizzer
Jizzer by KingWigga69 February 15, 2020

jizzer fizzer 

when you jizz in someones mouth and they gargle your cum.
that girl last night did a jizzer fizzer and she choked.
jizzer fizzer by bramo2 March 17, 2010
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