jizler 

Someone who jizes (cums) on someone else.

i hear that he is a real jizler especially on thursdays

jizler by Zeric December 18, 2005

Jizzler

Name for a freshmen who gets caught jacking off in the school bathroom. Can also be a name for someone who gets caught watching porn in the school bathroom.

Emmet: I just saw a kid jacking off and watching porn in the school bathroom
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler

Jizzler by Jizzlyjizzler May 12, 2022

al jizzera

news channnel that shows terrorists jizzing all over the anchors face

im gonna see bin laden jizz all over al jizzera

al jizzera by jizza000 December 29, 2015

Jizzer

A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.

“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”

“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”

Jizzer by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019

Jizlet 

An extremely amazing person or the biggest loser ever, depending on the context which it is used.

Carson : "Did you just see her fall down the stairs? What a jizlet!"

Temi: "Man I wish I were cool enough to be considered a jizlet"

Jizlet by ohmygoshyouguys October 14, 2010

Fizzy Jizzer

Term used when during oral sex the member giving a blow job puts pop rocks into their mouth and proceeds to give head giving the receiver an exploding burst of pleasure.

Wendy's throat was sore after giving me a Fizzy Jizzer.

Fizzy Jizzer by Royalwolf January 19, 2011

Jizzers 

Currency. Whether it be pounds, dollars, euros or any other currency. Jizzers is the universal and ultimate denomination for your monetary needs.

Hey man can I borrow 20 jizzers

Jizzers by Jack-Dog Millionaire June 28, 2010