A muffin that it looks like a group of guys jizzed on it and then another guy came and took a shit on the jizz mountain.
Can also be used as a compliment
"Yo look at these jizzshit muffins i baked"
"Dam u look like a real jizzshit muffin today <3"
another word for blue ballz... except in this case, instead of the guy not being able to jizz. he can't control his jizz and it goes everywhere.. AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE
The act of textingrandom Jibberish while driving in commute traffic, effectively rear ending one car, forcing that car in to two other cars, causing a four car pileup and you end up shitting your pants in the end.
"Jenny caused a four car pile up the other day while jibbershitting."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'