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Jinged
Jinged by w1dowspeak May 3, 2025
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jinged • jinger • Jingledink • jigged • janged • Jonged • jigged up • jingegegr • jingelbellschar • Jingled
Jinged
Kim Jonged
1. To be one-upped (repeatedly) by the supposed underdog in a game of nuclear brinkmanship.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.
3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.
3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.
"Dang, did you hear Trump threaten North Korea with 'fire and fury like the world has never seen'?"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"
"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"
"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"
Kim Jonged by denumb October 12, 2017
Jingled
Jingled is when a sports fan, typically a Utah Jazz fan tricks an unexpected victim into clicking on a link which actually leads them to a meme of NBA basketball Superstar Joe Ingles with a caption that reads "You friccin moron, you just got JINGLED!"
In the meme, The prolific star Joe Inglesis featured wearing a Santa Hat accompanied by a photo of jingle bells and Christmas bows.
The meme is mainly used on Reddit and Twitter
Compare to being Rick rolled
In the meme, The prolific star Joe Inglesis featured wearing a Santa Hat accompanied by a photo of jingle bells and Christmas bows.
The meme is mainly used on Reddit and Twitter
Compare to being Rick rolled
I was reading through reddit and came across a link that said "Ben Simmons is trash and here's why" but it lead me to a picture/meme of the best player in the world Joe Ingles -76ers fan
EVEN I GOT JINGLED! -Donald Trump
JINGLED, ONCE AGAIN! -ESPN
EVEN I GOT JINGLED! -Donald Trump
JINGLED, ONCE AGAIN! -ESPN
Jingled by The Real Joe Ingles April 15, 2018
jingledink
Mainly a tradition of the D-Club, "jingledinking" is the act of tying holiday bells to your semi-chubbed shaft and dancing (similar to the Ribbon Dance, but without the ribbons) around a holiday object (e.g., Christmas Tree, Menorah) in a completely heterosexual way.
"Hey, guys. I know we're all straight, but since it's the holidays, we need to celebrate. Whip out your dink and let's jingle. It's the season for jingledink."
jingledink by Game Grumps February 2, 2014
jenged
A word with origins from the valleys of Balgowan South Africa. Which means one who very muscular. This word is usually associated with gym strength and how ones body looks. For example a moderatly buff boy that has defined mussuls can be called jenged at the same time as a bulky boy who isn't as defined.
jenged by master Bootch September 16, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.