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jewpoofery

this describes jewish men who are outwardly camp as knickers, but who then amaze you when they introduce you to their wife and four children. more often than not they are married to a very strong woman who continues the role of his domineering mother. he is happy in this world convincing no one but maybea himself. it would never occur to him to come out of the closet as this would shatter not only his world, but that of his parents, his wife, umpteen children, the congregants of his synagogue. he would then feel duty bound to resign from whatever charity work he does. but worse than all of these things..... there would be a silence whenever he walked into the deli on a sunday for his two bagels..... this would be earth shattering as there has never been a silence when more than one jewish person has been in a room
too many to mention, but i don't fancy getting sued for libel by a jewpoofery lawyer that i know
jewpoofery by mamzer1873 September 28, 2008
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A girl, usually ginger, who cannot speak with proper grammer, was very tall at a young age, is catholic, owns a toothbrush, a serious cat lover, usually has a large family, cant drive, always dirty, is a guzzler, sleeps a lot, always tired, snacks on peanut butter pretzels, is a sloot.
that girl is such a jenpoon
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When your boo is a Jew. Your boo can be a close friend, lover, confidant, or someone of equal importance. A one night stand/ho would NEVER be classified as a JewBoo.

However, there is also a really fun Jewish girl from Indiana known as THE JewBoo.
My JewBoo and I were chillin last year, eating motza, drinking Manichevitz, and discussing the Macabees.

JewBoo came and picked me up in the Grand Am last night and we listed to the Three 6 and went to Tbell.
JewBoo by Hanukkah December 21, 2008

jewtooth 

Another way to say bluetooth. Callded this because all the jews have one. Coined by my friend joe
look that jews,Jewtooth
jewtooth by LittMatt November 27, 2007

Jewphoric 

adj. A euphoric state, somehow related to a person, place, or thing that is/semi-related to Judaism or being Jewish. Other Forms: Jewphoria (n), Jewphor (p.n.), Jewphoricly (adv). Close confuser: Jewphoria, n, the euphoric feeling that a jew experiences when they see money!
when you posted that your brother got into NYJew (read: NYU), I was jewphoric!
Jewphoric by jewliah April 22, 2011
a small oval piece of hashish that has been transported into a country via the anus of a person of the jewish faith, usually a rabbi.

"man that jew poo is the strongest stuff i've toked on in a long time!"
jew poo by oo-err August 27, 2008
A Jewish female with large breasts.
Guy 1: Hey, look at that girl over there with the huge bazongas!

Guy 2: Dude, she's a Jewoobs.
Jewoobs by jewoobs69 July 27, 2014