jewpoofery

this describes jewish men who are outwardly camp as knickers, but who then amaze you when they introduce you to their wife and four children. more often than not they are married to a very strong woman who continues the role of his domineering mother. he is happy in this world convincing no one but maybea himself. it would never occur to him to come out of the closet as this would shatter not only his world, but that of his parents, his wife, umpteen children, the congregants of his synagogue. he would then feel duty bound to resign from whatever charity work he does. but worse than all of these things..... there would be a silence whenever he walked into the deli on a sunday for his two bagels..... this would be earth shattering as there has never been a silence when more than one jewish person has been in a room

too many to mention, but i don't fancy getting sued for libel by a jewpoofery lawyer that i know

jewpoofery by mamzer1873 September 28, 2008

Jew looter 

A person who takes the good loot or treasure for themself without their teammate's consent, despite if they can use it or not.

See also Jews in the Auction House and the Blizzard Response

Skeet you can't wear leather armor? Why did you select NEED for it? You fucking jew looter!

Jew looter by Deadrising April 7, 2007

Jewcopter 

A helicopter made from salvaged parts found at the bargain bin. Jewcopters tend to be quite dodgy as the parts are usually made by stereochinks to ensure minimum wages and cost production. The jewcopter has many weapons like white phosphorus to dump over UN schools in Palestine. Another common feature is the Jew-strike, the ability to drop 20 Jews simultaneously in magnetic suits to pick up loose change.

Over recent years the jewcopter has evolved into a sentient being, and a war is in the making. Since Jewcopters have evolved they are known to be quite desperate, often sodomizing men, women, children, animals, corpses and even plants. A jewcopter can turn into a nuclear jewbomb, converting anyone in a 200km radius into Jews. IF a bomb like this were to hit the east coast of America it would be fatal for the world's economic resources because the JewPU (Jewish Central Procssing Unit) is unable to invest, donate and trade.

Boy: Aww Jenny your dad doesn't have a helicopter, its a fucking Jewcopter.

What that a bird, was that a plane?
No it was a jewcopter.

A.Fuck Run!
B.Why?
A.That jewcopter just raped that little girl.
B.Nice.

Jewcopter by GWinstonB July 6, 2009

Jewcopter 

A Jewish father who is a helicopter parent.

My father is being a Jewcopter tonight.

Jewcopter by JewishJen August 14, 2017

Jewolopers

an adjective to describe something as mind-blowing

Jewolopers that cow is ginormous

Jewolopers by Petemartin770 July 1, 2021