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Jerking Off in 4k 

To do something absolutely meaningless, but do it big or be extra about it.
"I don't know why he's doing all this. He might as well be jerking off in 4k."
Jerking Off in 4k by FoxFae March 5, 2025

jerkin in aus

'jerkin in aus' is the act of performing jerking ( a lame type of breakdancing) on the continent of Australia. This act is considered an embarrassment to western society, and is widely ridiculed especially by the lads of CCGS Though, there is a significant difference between 'jerkin in aus' and simply 'Jerking' in Australia. To truly be 'jerkin in aus' there are several requirements:
1. Your dad must be filming
2. You must be hated by 90% of people that know you
3. You must disgrace historic buildings
4. You must be a complete fucking Dickhead
5. You must love penis in and around your mouth
6. Your only friend must be an orc
7. You must suck at life
8. You must recover from each fall by shifting your weight to your right hand, suspending your legs in the air, and looking like a total shithead
There has been only one reported case of 'jerkin in aus'. It was uploaded to youtube on 23rd of November 2009. The video was widely ridiculed by the wide Australian community. Response has been overwhelmingly negative (with reason)

youtube.com/watch?v=lBOjZEqX9Xc&feature=fvst

below, the definition of lads, they took heckling this jerker to the next level.

youtube.com/watch?v=pJ-kET9HzMc
jerkin in aus by wagawagan June 5, 2010

Jerkin In The Rain

an expression used to show how happy someone is after jerking off (Came from the Expression danceing in the rain)
Man yesterday I was so bored I decided to jerk off!! It was so nice, I was jerkin in the rain :D
Jerkin In The Rain by DLoDo June 7, 2011

Jerkin' Off In The Garbage

V. (Jakin' Aff In Da Gabage)Always spoken in an imitation "Jersey Accent." Refers to one who is neglecting there responsibilities to a group of people, leaving the others to assume they were abandoned for some unknown, obscure reason.
Dean: Hey guys where is James, did he bail on us?

Nick: That bastard, he's probably sittin' over in the corner there, jerkin' off in the garbage.

insta-jerking 

Not to be confused with insta-lurking, insata-jerking is when a guy masturbates to selfies of his crush on Instagram because he is too uncomfortable with traditional porn.
I was gonna ask her out but she caught me insta-jerking so theres like, no chance.

Inward Jerking 

Man 1: Hey dude, last night I watched your mom jack off

Man 2: Fuck man, no you didnt. And besides girls go in. Its fucking inward jerking you lazy cum stain.
Inward Jerking by Big deliver October 28, 2009