jellypault 

V, gehl-ee-pol-t, the act of skillfully flinging jelly from the jar onto the bread slice, using only a knife and the natural born abilities of the jellypaulting clan.

Hey do you use a spoon or a knife to spread your jelly?

I use a knife, and jellypault it right on there!

jellypault by abigack August 28, 2011

jellysalt 

When one poses both characteristics of jealousy and being salty over a topic.

Raider fans are jellysalt over the success of Tom Brady since the Tuck Rule.

jellysalt by Miket14 November 25, 2013