The fat bitch that is jealous that her hot friend is being hit on at the bar. You as the the wing man for your friend has to fight off all her viciousness with all your might, so your friend can score with the hot chick. Sometimes you might have to take one for the team and also have intercourse with the “Jelloceraptor” so your friend can score with the hot chick.
Braelynn is such a Jelloceraptor she will neverlet me score with her friend Brianna.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.