Top Definition
a guy who is so vicious you cannot comprehend his viciousness. he kicks so much ass that he is an ass kickin machine and all the ladies come flockin to honey. jed is the master, the one ruler of all! he is the one man able to kick ass on a daily basis, and he could bang your mom so quick, she wouldnt know where the intense pleasure came from! to simplify, jed is the master biatch!!!!!!
Wow man, i sure wish i could be jed! he sure is cool! i wish i had the mad bitches jed gets!!!
by bob April 14, 2004
Girl1: Is that Jed ? He is HOT!

Girl2: Yes . I Know he is perfect.

dont let Victoria know you were looking.
by Sparkells April 30, 2013
a filipino word that refer to orgasmic delight
anna song never had a jed since she got a B
by dileep April 18, 2006
A Toronto street term meaning Police
Yo dash that shit the Jeds just pulled up!
by dr.Jones February 01, 2010
A girls boobies
also a lovely knickname for a girl with massive boobs
to a girl with huge (boobs) 'Your jeds are hugeee!!!'
guy to mate 'shes got the biggest jeds i've ever seen'
to a girl with massive (boobs) "y'alright Jeds"
by Jed's johnson (: December 09, 2010
A Jed is somebody who loves hotrods, a lot!
Normally pronounced hotroddddddsssssss!
Guy 1 - Hey Buddy did you see that Jed?
Guy 2 - What are you talking about?
Guy 1 - The Jed over there really likes his hotrod that much he is ripping the ears off it!
by George1280 October 23, 2013
For a player in a game of pool to set up at least three or four consecutive shots near a single pocket and pot them all.
Ohno, Ollie just got Jeded!
by Braaarg September 28, 2008
A young teenage boy who spends most of his time in the woods, collecting his food. His food consists of mainly squirrels & occasionally a cat. He enjoys spending most of his spare time in his basement, playing pool & watching whatever is on the tv. He is also a hoarder. His best friend is his pet bunny.
Person 1- what's poppin at jed's tonight man?
Person 2- oh, you know. just chillin with the usual crowd at jed's basement, playing pool of course, but the 8 ball has gone missing.

Person 1-oh well, im sure we can find one somewhere in that hoarder's basement.
by montoya567 August 11, 2011

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