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the worst name you can call someone. you might as well be taking a bat to their nutsack. a "jed" is the biggest fucking herb ever. tries to act cool and say something that will make you think they're alright, but in actuality your thinking of calling them a faggot.
"hey dude, dont make fun of sum 41 and those kinds of bands, i like them"...

Shut the fuck up, your new name is Jed for being such a douche bag!
by the b.o.a.t. May 02, 2005
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1) A first class faggot lady boy who bums his rabbit

2) A dead cats tail that has been skinned and cooked in soup

3) Incestuous man
"Poor Fudge, someone anally raped him"
"Must have been a Jed"
by jedisthebest June 12, 2013
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A lightweight, sissy, girly man who likes to do pedicures and loves to french braid girls' hair. A Jed typically reads Cosmo magazine in his free time and loves to shop for new the latest antiques.
"Did you see that girl with those antiques?"

"No, that was just a Jed. Check out his fantastic pedicure!"
by Jedalicious April 25, 2009
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A boy who acts like a girl, hangs out with girls, and is teased by boys for acting like a girl. Not gay. Pretty Girly. Laughs a lot...A LOT. Thinks everything/everyone is funny
aim chat
Girl: Sooo, r u gonna go 2 da moovies 2day?
Jed: LYK, i DON'T KNOW! i'll PROBABlY JUST STAY HOME LiSTENiNG 2 DA HiGH SCHOOl MOOSiCAL N GO ON SWEET LIFE OF ZACH AND CODY CHATBOARDS!!!!
by Whatsherface March 07, 2006
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Keisha: Hey Aiesha, your hair looks too through. Why did you get your hair like that anyway?

Aiesha: Aww Keisha, don't be J'ed. You can have your hair look like this also if you took the time to go the the Shop to get it done.
by Dee July 23, 2004
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Pl. Jeds
A slang term used to desribe a person who has sexual/intimate relations with their cousins and possibly other close family members. Today, it is commonly used to describe people who have no social skills, are unintelligent or just look stupid. Its origins come from a large, wealthy private school that was large enough to form its own upper class suburb in the north shore of Sydney, Australia.
"Stop spooning your cousin you jed!"

Person one: "Hey Andy I don't think i'll go out on saturday night 'cause I have to watch the third season of Gossip Girl."
Person Two: "Seriously, you are such a jed."
by Anon1991_2010 June 16, 2010
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A person whose a complete lame and has a messed up licencse plate that says something like COOOOOOL.
Stopping being Such a Jed.

You know who you are.
by KMarK November 12, 2003
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