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A Jed is somebody who loves hotrods, a lot!
Normally pronounced hotroddddddsssssss!
Guy 1 - Hey Buddy did you see that Jed?
Guy 2 - What are you talking about?
Guy 1 - The Jed over there really likes his hotrod that much he is ripping the ears off it!
by George1280 October 23, 2013
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the little purple thing when u pull back ure foreskin
Girl: pull back ure foreskin!
Boy: i have tasty jed!
Girl: yum!
by noname December 06, 2003
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Jed has been recently diagnosed with JEDs
by Orangeman February 20, 2008
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A male child who resembles a cabbage patch doll.
OMG HE LOOKS LIKE A JED. TOTAL JED ALERT.
by TeamJesus August 04, 2012
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A complete fuckboy who doesn't have any emotions. He will attract you in with his good looks and his sense of style but ends up using you. Girls, don't even try with him. You're just another girl he's gotten with.
"Don't get with that fuckboy Jed, he's just going to use you."
"He's so frickin hot, but I don't want to be hurt again."
by Anonymous15101520 November 09, 2016
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Just Escaped Downs Syndrome. A person, generally a female with an underbite that has difficulty carrying on with her day to day activities

Mike "Hey check out that retard sitting beside those skanks in class"
Trevor "I know, looks like shes got a bad case of JEDS"
by Dr. Mockery March 17, 2009
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the worst name you can call someone. you might as well be taking a bat to their nutsack. a "jed" is the biggest fucking herb ever. tries to act cool and say something that will make you think they're alright, but in actuality your thinking of calling them a faggot.
"hey dude, dont make fun of sum 41 and those kinds of bands, i like them"...

Shut the fuck up, your new name is Jed for being such a douche bag!
by the b.o.a.t. May 02, 2005
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