jaundiced

The act of looking unlike yourself; like crap

After he got his wisdom teeth out, George appeared jaundiced.

by Down-Home May 4, 2006

Jaundice

Very fucked up on alcohol. Also a word for alcohol itself. So it can be a noun or adjective. It's medically a term for when the eyes turn yellow and is a symptom of liver failure.

Guy 1: Can you drive?
Drunk guy: Too jaundice man...
Guy 1: For sure it's all good.

Guy 1: We need to buy some more jaundice my buzz is fading
Guy 2: Let's go!!

by Carpe92 January 17, 2011

jaundiced

Under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, I can't go get the chinese food man, I'm too jaundiced to feel my ass

by saint j July 15, 2006

Jaundice

1. relating to something that is the shit.

2. something one says when they are excited or happy.

If I get that job, it will be the jaundice!

Damn! That girl is the jaundice!

JAUNDICE!!!

by colin and brandon (aka the tits) April 25, 2005

Jaundice

an adjective describing when someone is bitter due to someone else's gain or their temporary exclusion from the current situation

"Yo, stop bitchin' already. You're mad jaundiced."

by B.H. October 28, 2005

Taco Jaundice

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.

Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.

by Mongoose McQueen June 6, 2011

jaundice fist

To hit with limp fists, the impact of which sounds like a hand hitting a mound of foam.

When I work out with Karen and she punches with her jaundice fist, it’s like being hit with a wet noodle boiled WAY past al dente.

by Juicy Lime January 4, 2021