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it's when you turn yellow from liver malfunction you fucking morons
Bill drinks too much so his skin is jaundice
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adj.
1) The state of possessing a yellow hue, whether due to its nature or its manufacturer's preference.
2) Used to describe a repulsive thing or person.
3) Used to describe both the yellow and nauseating attributes of your everyday potassium-crazy fruit, the banana.
1) "That fire hydrant is so jaundice!"
2) "Shauna?! What a jaundice girl."
3) "No, I will not eat that jaundice, jaundice banana."
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1. Where your skin is a yellowish pasty colour sometimes seen in baby's right after there born or someone with a liver malfunction.
2.Something thats shit.
3.A word describing joy or happiness.
1. That newborn is so jaundice OR You drink so much your going jaudice
2.My school is so jaundice
3.JAUNDICE!!! YEAHHHHHHH
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1. relating to something that is the shit.
2. one will say when they are excited or happy.
If I get this job, it will be the jaundice.

Damn, that girl is the jaundice!

JAUNDICE!!!
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Very fucked up on alcohol. Also a word for alcohol itself. So it can be a noun or adjective. It's medically a term for when the eyes turn yellow and is a symptom of liver failure.
Guy 1: Can you drive?
Drunk guy: Too jaundice man...
Guy 1: For sure it's all good.

Guy 1: We need to buy some more jaundice my buzz is fading
Guy 2: Let's go!!
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A nerdier way of using the Philly slang word, jawn.
-"Yo Chad, I just got my physics test back"
-"What did you get on that jaundice?"
-"I got a 33."
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(Adjective) Having great muscle mass.
Dude Sylvester Stallone is so jaundice in Rambo!
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