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When two people, walking toward each other, attempt to go around one another, but instead head in the same direction. They then stop and attempt to switch directions so as to avoid running into each other, but because they both have chosen to change direction at the same time, the exact same thing happens again. This can happen over and over again until one of them decides to stand still and just let the other person choose which way to walk around.
Tom was in New York City and he and this lady jarbexed for like 3 whole minutes! Wow that was some jarbex!
Jarbex by rixtyseven October 17, 2010
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Jartex Joke 

A joke that is offensive to Jartex staff.
I was clowning around on the jartex discord and I accidentally made a Jartex Joke to pace and got banned
Jartex Joke by Developerator March 26, 2021
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Jarbex • Jartex • jarbax • Jarbean • jarbear • jarbendin • jaréxi • Jarexican • Jarexy • jarrex

JartexNetwork 

A Minecraft Cracked Network filled with pedophile staff, careless & bias manager.

If you see "JartexNetwork" anywhere, it might remind you of pedophilia, I do not recommend playing here.
JartexNetwork by whydoyoucarefr September 25, 2021
One of the kindest and most down to earth woman that you will ever know, she is fun and you will enjoy all the time that you spend with her.
I love Jarexy, she is awesome
Jarexy by Clarissaxxxk January 31, 2020
An animal which is cross between a giraffe and a polar bear. It is considered an insult because of the way it is pronounced and is an extension of the word jar.
I hate you so much! You're so annoying! You're such a jarbear.
jarbear by ilovejarbears March 8, 2013
crap laggy af server full of 9 year olds and is 90% indians

BASICALLY CANCER
boy 1: I played jartex network
boy 2: Oh im sorry. When's chemo?
Jartex by ballsfromasia October 13, 2022

Jarexican 

People named Jared, Jarrod, Jarrett spelling in some close form that are suspected of being from Mexico.
I hunted with Jarexican today. He got into just a dab and crashed early.
Jarexican by Donkeyavenger March 9, 2016
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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