jankem

the MOST discussing drug, first you shit in a bottle then you pee in it? right? then you cover the neck of the bottle with a balloon and place in in the sun for a week, called cooking jankem, after that you breath in the gas that the poop makes (methane) and you start seeing stuff like dead people, and purple dragons for DAYS

guy1: dude i really like that time when you farted in my face, i kinda got a little high
guy2: dude that could be cheaper then pot
guy1: yeah free, but what if we could increase the intensity like poop and pee in a bottle, then we cover it with a balloon and let it sit in the sun
guy2:ok i got to pee, but your shitting in a bottle
guy1: and then we could breath in the gas it makes just like farts we should call that shit jankem

Guy3: ok... you guys are fucked up

by waltrulz January 27, 2008

jankem

stuffing feces into a bottle and inhaling the fermented methane to get high

"yo take a hit of this jankem"
"who's was it?"
"mine"
"k."

by acold7dusta August 13, 2007

Jankem

having relationships with a person under the age of 13

i jankem ed a minor

by ewfrgferfe October 17, 2022