jank it 

v.t. - to beat off; yet another term for male masturbation. The term "jank" is a portmanteau of jerk off or jack off and wank or yank or spank. It is often used in the context of derogatory accusation, or as a metaphor for dawdling/wasting time.

I think he went to go jank it one more time before our road trip.

Come on, Dave! Quit janking it and play poker! Call or Fold!

Oh yeah, Eric was totally janking it. I just don't know how anyone could be so horny that they would want to masturbate in a porta-potty.

jank it by Bad Paul October 12, 2008

B'jankity 

A word used to convey a state of something being completely weird and stupid. It can be used in the place of fubar, lame , F*cked up and/or retarded. For example, instead of saying "My brother is being a dumb lame jerk" you would say "My brother is being b'jankty". Because it is such a rare and wonderful word, it is highly important to spell it correctly (b'jankity) and to pronounce it correctly (buh-JANE-kuh-tee).

The word originated around the Avon, IN area and has built and grown upon its own success in recent years.

"Holycrap, that test was freaking b'jankity!"

"Dude, that was a lame-ass b'jankty excuse for not coming with us and hanging out yesterday."

"WTF happened to your head?! Your hair is all b'jankity"

B'jankity by Alycia H. April 17, 2008

Jankity 

When something is in seriously bad condition, yet it still works

the jankity wrench was corroded, but it still fixed the bike

Jankity by TheFoxyShazzam September 17, 2010

jankity 

something thats messed up, cheep, crappy, broken, Not Up to standards

whoa now that bed was jankity dude.....braw

jankity by s2dadizzle January 25, 2004

Hoe-jankity

When something that is clearly busted and added more ghetto-ness to make it better

Why are you using ketchup on your spaghetti, thats some hoe-jankity shit

Why are you putting some Hoe-Jankity rims on this busted whip?

hoe-jank hoe-janker hoe-janking

Hoe-jankity by Jin Dizzle May 17, 2011

jankity 

a piece of shit

That car is hella jankity

jankity by joe mama May 20, 2003

Jankity 

1)An object or situation that can be descrbied as below par or unsatisfactory.
2)Having qualities of great jankness.

The new heath care reform is jankity.

Jankity by jtc105 January 12, 2010