Well, to start off, he'll be the best friend you'll ever have. He'll always be there for you when you need someone. He's very caring,fun, and outgoing. He likes to do crazy stuff with his friends. Always looks on the brightside and is barely down. He'll make you feel special.
Female 1:Hey, is that Jake?

Female 2:Yea!

Female 1:I dare you to say hi to him!

Female 2:but I'm too shy..

Female 1:Fine, I'll say it then.

~~~

Female 1:Hi Jake!! :)

Jake:Heyy. :D

Female 1:**Faints**

Jake:Woaaah, did I do something??

BAM, she just fangirled until she fainted.
by JenMatrixx December 04, 2013
I be wanting some Jake up in this crib girllll! (; sexy, sweet, & dangerous... everything a girl could want. He likes it rough so give it to him like that to please him ladies.. Men, beware.. Jakes will still yo lady! Badass and gorgeous... Have a nice ass too.
" woah Jake.. "
by TommyTomKimmyKom November 20, 2013
jake is a guy who can make anyone smile. his sense of humor is priceless and his blue eyes are flawless. he has perfect hair and did i mention his eyes? he yes, like everyone else has flaws but to most girls hes irresistable. the jake i know is my everything and i couldnt live without him.

dear jake,
i love youu
"jakes so perfect," kalyn said.
"yes, and hes so freaking funny," replied kendall.
by ily..(: October 22, 2013
Jamaica ginger extract, known as "Jake". During Prohibition in the United States, Jake was used as a substitute for alcohol as it contained 70-80% ethanol by weight. Due to alterations of the substance ordered by the U.S. Treasury Department, Jake users would often experience "Jake Legs", which resulted in the loss of use of the hands and feet.
"Ever since the Prohibition laws passed, I can't get my fix."
"Have you tried Jake?"
by Spiral0Architect September 22, 2013
A super funny, nice, sexy, athletic, goofy guy who knows how to make you laugh and be extremely romantic. Great in bed, great as a friend, the all around perfect guy.
Rachel: Woah, Annie's dating a Jake!

Jenny: Yeah, I know! I'm so jealous!
by Cassidy Brown March 08, 2012
The police, also sometimes used as an insult that makes no sense
Peter: John, please leave us alone.
John: Whatever screw you guys, ya jakes.
Peter: God I hate that guy.
by kory52 April 22, 2015
Jake may not be the most handsome guy but he's got a heart of gold. He's tall, strong, and muscular with light brown hair and blue eyes. Jake can be shy, but is very talented. He may be in the wrong crowd but it doesn't matter to him when he's with the girl he wants. The rest of the world dissolves and he only pays attention to her. Jake is super nice , a bit dirty, and is a little oblivious to the world. Over all an amazing person.
Girl: I've had a crush on Jake for so long, do you think he notices me?
*Jake standing behind her*
Jake: I did notice. I thought that you didn't like me so I was holding back but now...
*happily ever after*
by Hermione Granger January 09, 2015

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