the police
those mutha fukin jakes tried to hastle me up!
by mr. jackoff May 12, 2009
a fun nice guy who is darn funny and knows alot of useful things and is very good looking. he DOES not eff goats and or any other animal.
wow, he is a jake...not a kade.
by jadeliciousdamn April 03, 2009
Jake. That intimidating, yet soft and fuzzy guy. He's intelligent, good looking, incredibly athletic, and adorable. A Jake will light up a room just by walking in. His amazing personality makes you grin. He's also Ann amazing friend, and brother. A Jake is also very protective. You hurt him, his family, his girlfriend, and his friends be prepared for hell. A Jake is a wonderful boy, with great eyes, a nice smile, and an amazing personality.
Person 1: Hey, look at that cute guy over there!
Person 2: Ohh, look at him. He's got to be a Jake!
Person 1: Totally :)
by KLB :) December 16, 2012
Someone who has so many elements to their personality you can't ever describe them.
'Woah, did you see that guy? He's obviously a Jake'
'Yeah man, he's an awesome Jake'
by miss.mowor March 01, 2009
Jake's have an abnormally large penis of at least ten inches. They are able to erect easily and are known as the "sex god". You would be lucky to know a jake.
"He was such a jake in bed last night"
by Stevetheman123098 December 14, 2013
an amazing, gorgeous, and caring guy. he truly understands when you say you just want to be friends... those kind of guys are hard to find. he will be your best friend, and honesty is something he doesn't struggle with at all. he will say the most amazing things to you... as a friend, wanting nothing more than friendship. so glad i have a jake. becoming best friends feels so natural... hope that doesn't sound too cheesy.
once you find a jake, you know you've found a best friend for life.
by not sure? ;* March 09, 2012
Jake's are the best boyfriends you could ever have. Usually have dirty blond hair with brown eyes, one may be a different shade from the other but that makes him more interesting. Jake's are very crazy (in the good way) and never have a dull moment. Very fun to hang out with and know how to keep a party going. Jake's are always different from everyone and that's what makes them so special. They are best gamers ( not to mentions the sweetest ) and know how to make a girl laugh. He is very caring, compassionate, trustworthy, and adorable. They aren't afraid to be romantic or sexual to you. Jake's are also very good kissers and make every moment with them romantic and sweet. Very athletic and have fantastic collar bones <3 Absolutely perfect in many's eyes.

Jake's are the best guy you'll ever meet.
He's such a Jake, I love him.

Jake is the best boyfriend in the world.
by Wclf.gaming May 27, 2014

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