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57.
jake is a kind, caring and loving person, jake always has your best interests at heart, jake is hot and a sexy devil, you will sometimes find that jake is a bit emo and will sometimes say the wrong thing but if you love a jake you will feel like a godess cause jakes always care for the people they love.
sophie: ''omg did you see Jake there now''

lousie: '' yeah havent you heard hes going out with laura''
sophie: '' God shes so lucky hes such a sexy devil, i bet she feels like a godess''
by lulu<3jake February 18, 2012
 
58.
1. The best
2. the shiz
3.wonderful
"man, that guys a jake-hes hot!
by phoebe <3 January 16, 2009
 
59.
A fatass lard that likes to eat twinkies off the ground. And is a thirsty boy
Whoa your such a Jake
by WhiteVan September 25, 2013
 
60.
An Asian prostitute who lives in the East Coast of the United States. Jake's are very frisky and tend to bite. They have no reproductive organs or self control.
Dude, I just saw a Jake in New York!
by Luckkk December 03, 2012
 
61.
a boss at everything lets no one stop him and is usauly a boss at lacorosse
Dude look at Jake on the LAX field
by Laxstud17 January 24, 2012
 
62.
Miranda's hottest and best boyfriend of all time. Understands her and will do anything to make her happy. A hopeless romantic who wants to unload his happiness and love to Miranda. Can also be an asshole (jokingly), amazing, neat, ownage, make weird noises (jokingly), very large penis.
Butman: So how's robot?

Miranda: He's not a fucking robot! He's my awesome lovahz, Jake. <3
by Hazama666IATEMAHFROSTEDFLAKES August 20, 2011
 
63.
A high pedo bear, he is also quite tired looking ALL THE TIME. He enjoys the simple things in life like sex.
jake was walking in the forest blazing it up and he saw a girl(about 11)...we wont go there...sex
by cocksnstuff December 31, 2010