A huge douche bag who has an even bigger ego.... The worst boyfriend a girl could ever ask for hands down, never associate with a Jake
Man fuck Jake he's the most stuck up person ever
by DaquanTheGreat August 24, 2014
Two minute dipper
Why is he such a Jake
Because he dips for two minutes
by morristown high school December 19, 2013
A published but then discarded Hobbit character from the Lord Of The Rings franchise, written by J R R Tolkien.

Jake was chosen first, over the character of Frodo Baggins, to be the carrier of the 'One Rind' an ancient strip of bacon rind forged long ago by the evil Jewish Necromancer "soups-on Goldstein".

Jake was quested to take the 'One Rind' to the cracks of 'Mount Pig Scrotum' where he was to cast it into the fiery sperm from once it came.

But alas Tolkien's first print was said to be "Far too Jewish for the public of it's time" and was unfortunately canned by the publishing company before it reached wide scale publication.

Only a few copy's survive of Tolkien's unread masterpiece for telling the heroic adventure of the debatable best protagonist that literature has never heard about, Jake.
Carlos - "Damn Jim I'm covered in pig sperm"

Jim - "Just like the One Rind after Jake threw it into Mount Pig Scrotum?"

Carlos - "Yeah exactly"
by Emulung January 10, 2013
jake is a kind, caring and loving person, jake always has your best interests at heart, jake is hot and a sexy devil, you will sometimes find that jake is a bit emo and will sometimes say the wrong thing but if you love a jake you will feel like a godess cause jakes always care for the people they love.
sophie: ''omg did you see Jake there now''

lousie: '' yeah havent you heard hes going out with laura''
sophie: '' God shes so lucky hes such a sexy devil, i bet she feels like a godess''
by lulu<3jake February 18, 2012
1. The best
2. the shiz
3.wonderful
"man, that guys a jake-hes hot!
by phoebe <3 January 16, 2009
A midget with a hot sister.
Wow look at that Jake's sister, she'd get it.
by tittysprinkles69 August 24, 2014
A published but then discarded Hobbit character from the Lord Of The Rings franchise, written by J R R Tolkien.

Jake was chosen first, over the character of Frodo Baggins, to be the carrier of the 'One Rind' an ancient strip of bacon rind forged long ago by the evil Jewish Necromancer "soups-on Goldstein".

Jake Nolan was quested to take the 'One Rind' to the cracks of 'Mount Pig Scrotum' where he was to cast it into the fiery sperm from once it came. No pun intended.

But alas Tolkien's first print was said to be "Far too Jewish for the public of it's time" and was unfortunately canned by the publishing company before it reached wide scale publication.

Only a few copy's survive of Tolkien's unread masterpiece for telling the heroic adventure of the debatable best protagonist that literature has never heard about, Jake.
Carlos - "Damn Jim I'm covered in pig sperm"

Jim - "Just like the One Rind after Jake threw it into Mount Pig Scrotum?"

Carlos - "Yeah exactly"
by CatBelly January 10, 2013

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