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In the lexicon of older women seeking younger men, a jaguar is 50 and over, where the cougar is in their 40s, and the puma under 40. Jaguars tend to be financially stable and are only looking for sex from their 20 something prey.
I was eaten by a jaguar last night.
by captain mudge April 19, 2006
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Jaguar is a maker of luxury cars originally from Great Britain, whose main competitors are Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Infiniti, Acura and the like. It is now a subsidiary of Ford and is the same company as Land Rover. Jaguars have always been loved for their sleek styling, but before the Ford buyout, reliability was a big problem as the cars would often break down spontaneously. However, since the merger, the beauty has stayed while reliability is at an all time high. My 2003 X-Type, for example, has over 60,000 miles and has never had a problem, something a Jag owner 20 years ago would have considered great luck. All and all, they're great cars.
Jaguars are great cars, Benz and Bimmer people should really think about coming over to the Brit side.
by rokstr January 23, 2007
A large, wild, carnivorous cat most easily recognized by its tawny, spotted fur coat.
A jaguar ate my baby.
by yar December 29, 2003
Jaguar, luxury cars usually dissed by people who:

A: Have never been in or driven one.
B: Fail to admit they wish they'd worked harder at school to land a proper job & be able to afford one.

Usually a Chav, very thick, not well read/travelled drivers of anything Vauxhall & live on a council estate. D'UUUUUUH, basball-cap, BURRRRRRRBREEEE!!!!

I love my XJS, all 12 cylinders running 5.3 litres. Luxury & speed in utter silence! Catch me if you can La-HOOOOO-ZAH ...!
Just wished I'd studied harder, man I could afford a REAL car, like a JAGUAR!
by Afrodizzyact September 15, 2006
The purported "first 64-bit system", released by Atari in 1993. Failed miserably due to poor marketing and extremely crappy games.
You haven't played crappy games until you've played them on an Atari Jaguar.
by SiliconHero April 24, 2003
Unfortunately, a car that recieves a bad rap due to people who have had no experience with it. I own one, a 1988, very few problems and very VERY comfortable. Drive it and u will see.
Dude, people r just jealous of my jaguar.
by Jon April 12, 2005
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