A scandalous scallywag whom creeps and crawls while high on crystal meth ; waiting and fending off imaginary skin bugs until their friend/peer/family/ or any individual at all to leave the vicinity. Once said person has exited - the treacherous reptilian wench (Likely named
Chaz, Earl, Brandi, or
Matilda) rummages with extreme slightly impressive haste and speed
like Dobby with a whole pack of socks... leaving
nothing behind, except crack dust, scabs, and broken Newports...
Usually only acquires petty change and broken power tools.. Just to forget the stolen goods whereabouts when they awaken after their 5 day binger.
They have NO Regerts
Person One: Yo did you see how fast crystal meth
matilda rummaged Coach Mikes
car?!
Person Two: Fuck yeah, I was gonna mind my business and look the other way but that carnivorous
squirrel necked dickhead fucking left scabs all over my Tuna Sandwich! Now I'm calling the Popo
Person One: -.-
**Pew Pew