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A fine german automobile. BMW, Bavarian Motor Works
P1 : That guy drives a pimp bimmer.
P2 : Yah, that's an M3!
bimmer by G$ July 10, 2002
What a douchnozzle calls a bmw automobile. Douchenozzles who drive "bimmers" will make sure that the unwashed masses do not call them "beemer"; to do so is apparently a grave offense against car enthusiasts everywhere, as a beemer is a BMW motorcycle.
Person 1: Nice beemer!
Person 2: It's a bimmer, idiot.
Person 1: *Punch* Who cares, you condescending bucket of douche? Get over it. BEEEMER!!!!
bimmer by Jolly-pay-no October 8, 2010
What wankers and/or Americans call Beemers.
Wanker American: Look at that AWESOME Bimmer!

Australian: *shakes head and hits over the head with a VB stubby.

Bimmer by Choadie January 22, 2009

bimmer fever 

A person who is in love with BMW's and only BMW's stating that once you buy a BMW you will never buy any other type of car.
I just bought a brand new BMW and I love it!
Sounds like you got that bimmer fever.
bimmer fever by Zaine Schwain May 25, 2010

Bimmer Fag 

A douchebag that thinks that BMW's are the greatest cars of all time. Bimmer Fag's will often talk about how fast their 325i's are, and how "stanced out their ride is."
Bimmer Fag #1: Yo broseph, I just put my stock 525 on bags, and that shit looks hella clean bro, you know bro?

Bimmer Fag #2: No way broseidon, how about my completely factory 323i, shit is looking hella flush with my CCW wheels, bro. Lets go pick up some fat fucking slimeball bitches and fuck 'em in our cars.

Bimmer Fag #1: Yo, good idea bro-beans! Lets fuck eachother's assholes awhile.
Bimmer Fag by turb0nikka April 18, 2018

Bimmer Buddies

When two people of the opposite sex both drive BMWs they have obligation to fornicate.
Friend: Yo that girl is so hot. How'd you get with her:

Me: Well we were Bimmer buddies so it just happened.
Bimmer Buddies by ThatOneDouchebag September 22, 2016
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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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