10 definitions by captain mudge

Top Definition
In the lexicon of older women seeking younger men, a jaguar is 50 and over, where the cougar is in their 40s, and the puma under 40. Jaguars tend to be financially stable and are only looking for sex from their 20 something prey.
I was eaten by a jaguar last night.
#puma #cougar #jagaur #milf #older women
by captain mudge April 19, 2006
busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood
I gave that bitch the jelly donut.
by Captain Mudge October 02, 2003
banging a broad in the pooper
So, you up for the butt box challenge?
by Captain Mudge October 02, 2003
vagina; syn puss box; gash; meat pocket
Did you munch her twazole?
by Captain Mudge October 24, 2003
vagina
That mudgey broad dropped her puss box down on my pickle.
by Captain Mudge October 24, 2003
the original mocha boca however the mudge is from another source
I had a threesome and pulled off the strange mocha boca.
by Captain Mudge October 02, 2003
when you pull mudge and place it into the mouth of your partner
I gave that fat pig the mocha boca.
by Captain Mudge October 02, 2003
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