It means what the fuck or hell this is a more friendly and appropriate way of saying it for kids.
A sister and Her twin brother were walking in the park when suddenly they came across a decapitated fox , the twin sister then screamed out “what the jackdoodles“!
And out popped their older sister with the head of the fox laughing to her knock knock curly wurly shelf !
1. Jacking off in your parents bed
2. Jacking off over one of your parentsface when they are asleep(depending on who you like the least)
3. Doing a huge shit on the floor and then picking some up weith your index finger and ramming it into someones eye...
then jacking off over them while they are screaming in agony rolling around on the floor, blind