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22.
when you take your penis and stroke it up and down intill you shoot the white
that bitch would'nt gimme none last night so i pounded the ol geezer in intill my jacking off juice came.
by Kanidate September 23, 2005
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23.
What a guy will do as often as possible.
My nightly routine involves jacking off, as does my morning routine, and my midday routine.
by Derpherpderpistan February 10, 2013
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24.
something men do in their free time
I was bored in math class when I suddenly got this huge boner. I ran to the bathroom and there were like ten other guys in there jacking off. One of them ran up to me shoved me down and ripped off my pants and boxers and started shoving his puny dick up my ass. I turned him over and shove my 9 in cock in him and he started moaning in pain and joy. I went faster and faster until i unloaded a gallon of semen in him.
by blowjobaddict April 18, 2009
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25.
Where a man gets pleasure on his dick from using his own two hands
George: Rob, guess what I just saw!?
Rob: what George?
George: I saw Billy jacking off. No girls were around at all!
by Uhohitsanoreocouple April 01, 2009
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26.
Stroking your dick while looking at pictures of Jessica Alba in order to release your baby batter
I was jacking off to the porno of Jessica Alba
by Bobby E July 04, 2007
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27.
Engaging in extremely an extremely unproductive activity (a la doing nothing and having ur balls in ur hands) while you could be actively doing something that would benefit you or other people around you.
Zhiqian goddamnit stop jacking off in that corner and help me lift this sofa
by D "Sentry" C July 06, 2011
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28.
When a male masturbates while thinking of Jack Bauer; the worlds only alpha male
I was caught jacking off by my mother
by Virgil Depois October 06, 2006
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