70 definitions by Marty

stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.
Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.
by Marty October 19, 2003
when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)
That little slut Kimmy was giving a handjob to every guy on the swim team last night!
by Marty October 16, 2003
Someone who usually looks at young audio equipment. And rapes it through various input and often output sockets.
"omfg an audiophile is touching my stereo!"
" Hes insertin a long jack plug in my amp!"
by marty February 18, 2005
discharge of semen from the penis caused by sexual stimulation
My girlfriend kept stroking my dick until I ejaculated!
by Marty October 19, 2003
V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush
Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!
by Marty October 19, 2003
to touch someone lightly in certain regions that causes peculiar sensations, reflexive movements, involuntary laughter
Maria tickled the bottoms of Brett's feet and made him laugh out loud
by Marty October 16, 2003
Potent opiate narcotic, widely used in hospitals for relief of severe pain. Addictive with potential for abuse. Overdose may be lethal. Side effects include narcosis and respiratory depression.
When Dad was in the hospital with his heart attack, the nurse kept shooting him up with morphine for his chest pain.
by Marty October 22, 2003

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