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Poker term: 1) Traditionally refers to drawing Jack-Deuce as your starting hand, ie. "Jack-Shit"; a bad hand. Although may sometimes be extended to refer to a combination of a Jack with any low value card 2-7, typically. 2) Jack-Shit Poker - A variation on the familiar Seven-Deuce Hold'em. A pre-arranged additional reward is owed by one's opponents if he wins a hand with Jack-Deuce as his hole cards. Player X: You had a straight?
Player Y: Nah, I had Jack Shit! |
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when you are taking a shit and getting a handjob at the same time what'd you do last night?
Jack shit.... Oh that must've sucked... No... no sucking... just a handjob |
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| 3. | Jack Shit | ||
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The combination of an unsuited Jack and Two as starting cards in Texas Hold 'em. Wow, you just dealt me Jack Shit.. Literally..
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masturbating while taking a shit I just took a jack shit
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Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities. I don't know jack shit about that. / I know jack shit about that.
It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit. I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit. |
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the feces of a jack, i.e. a jackass. By extension, anything worthless or trivial. You don't know jack shit.
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A poker hand, especially in Texas Hold 'Em, that includes a jack and an unsuited card under 10. I'm gonna raise you and go all-in even though I have jack shit. Or, Aw, you're bluffin' me, I bet you have jack shit so I call.
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