59 definitions by cazort
Creative and skillful maneuvers used to escape, either from someone chasing or stalking you, or from an awkward social situation.
The cops were onto me after I held up that convenience store, but I pulled jackmoves on them and got away.
by cazort August 27, 2003
The state of being wack. A measure of the degree to which someone or something is wack. Alternatively, an exclamation indicating a high degree of wackness in the general surroundings.
I sense wackness emanating from these emcees.
by cazort October 14, 2004
I won't shop at Giant Evil because their produce is not fresh and their dairy goods are highly overpriced.
by cazort August 27, 2003
An IBM DeskStar 60 or 75GB hard drive, which had a bug in the firmware which could cause massive, spontaneous data loss. Shocking to people, since IBM is generally known for having reliable, though expensive, hardware.
by cazort October 30, 2004
by cazort August 27, 2003
Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities.
I don't know jack shit about that. / I know jack shit about that.
It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit.
I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit.
It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit.
I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit.
by cazort June 2, 2005
Stands for "Take the loss". Frequently used to describe flunking a test, being dumped, being stood up, being beaten up or robbed, or losing one's money in the stock market, gambling, or through exploitative business schemes.
by cazort August 25, 2003