jack danniels
the best damn alcahol in the world...give ya a good time right there!!!!! if ya havent tried it try it!!!!
jack danniels by trblgvesmeahandx May 6, 2005
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Jack Daniels
A quality distilled liquor made from a "mash" and natural spring water. Liquid gold that is commonly referred to as hillbilly idiot juice and liquid panty remover.
Jack Daniels by dammit janet October 22, 2004
Jack Daniels
A drink that incites drunk baby-making. Chavs take it with Coca-Cola to hide the taste becuse they can't handle it.
"Aye pass me some of that Jack Daniels. My girlfriend has been quite reluctant to give me anything to look forward to so this should seal the deal"
Jack Daniels by moreweedthanbobmarley December 27, 2016
Jack Daniels enema
when instead of drinking alcohol they poor it up there butt hole to get drunk. getting your buzz in this way gets you drunker faster because it is a direct rout to the liver and the alcohol doesn't get digested and stays purer. it also doesn't show in your breath. Jack Daniels enemas have been known to cause serious anal damage and are not recommended to be attempted
there was this compulsive alcoholic who his doctor told him if he has any more alcohol his liver will shut down. the exact same night the doctor told him this he forced his wife to give him a Jack Daniels enema. he died with in minutes and his wife was arrested for man slaughter
Jack Daniels enema by scipeo August 29, 2013
Jack Daniels
Hard liqour made in Tennesee and sold throughout the world. Known for its awesome taste and supreme alcohol content. Also gets girls naked ALOT easier.
Jack Daniels by Eric January 7, 2005
jack daniels
The only friend a sad person can get, a drink to consume alone when you need to breakdown in tears, expectably the whole bottle instead of an only glass.
Sad man: Jack, you really are my only and last friend... *sigh*
Jack Daniels: Come here I'll hug you! You can cry on my shoulder. Yes, that's it! Here you go!
Jack Daniels: Come here I'll hug you! You can cry on my shoulder. Yes, that's it! Here you go!
jack daniels by Frank bonestorm October 3, 2005
Jack Daniels
A non-topical medicine that can heal many external injuries. Best results are given when ingested through the mouth.
"You got pretty beaten up last night. I just got this medicine from a good fellow named Dr. Daniels, although his friends call him Jack."
"Excellent, Jack Daniels. Bottoms up"
"Excellent, Jack Daniels. Bottoms up"
Jack Daniels by Gran Torino July 25, 2009