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juh broh nee
–noun
someone who is about to get owned.

-adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.
-Love is for jabronies.
-The Rock is about to lay a smack down on that jabronie.
-You locked your keys in the car? Well that was a jabronie thing to do.
by super86me December 07, 2006
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A person who says stupid things all the time, often without knowing how dumb they really sound.

A person that has no idea what is going on around them and asks idiotic questions on a regular basis.
Shut up Jabronie.
by RelapseSAE December 04, 2010
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a word that the Rock started as a craze but Jerry "the King" Lawler really origniated
a wannabe
guy #1: I'm dating a girl who wants to be punk.
guy #2: Well stop wasting your time and dump that jabronie!
by Mike January 04, 2004
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Guy 1: Hey you jabronies!

Guy 2: Cool word.
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Dude who like to inflate balloons in his asshole to see how wide his ass hole can get before tearing.
by inflamation station January 21, 2011
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A word with any meaning you want it to have.
Dude, Taylor is such a jabronie. I mean seriously, he

is really a freak.
by my name is not daeee-ton October 04, 2010
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A dick who acts like their from jerzzy or some one from jerzzy shore
Wtf dude you act like a fucken jabronie
by randomshit100 May 24, 2013
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