She should invest in a nose job to attempt to look like the beastly version of her hot sister, instead of the Down Syndrome step-child.
At least now her husband has some titties to fuck. No doubt it's tighter in between them than both her ass and cunt combined.
If we could find that soiled beef curtain amongst her lard thighs, we would use it as a petri dish for all venereal diseases.
When the world needs a reminder of her, we'll stick motherfucking provolone in our socks at night, so they smell like her crotch in the morning.
The are found usually in schools but some are found at clubs, bars, tents, circus, and Wal-Marts. You are not safe around these girls because usually they want to steal your man from you and will go to any cost for them to do so.
Also, they can be any single girl thats ugly inside and out, and shes only good for booty calls.
The best way to get rid of a Jabba slut is to say that your man hates hoes, or just flat out beat her ass. That is not as effective because you might lose your hands or just get flattened but either way just watch out.
Tom: No way, she's such a jabba the slut and besides I don't like red hair.
Bill: Yeah ....I know what you mean, I think our Dear friend John slept with her though.
Tom: Well Ole DJ is a loser and is no trip to Paris himself.