Susan: Oh, look it's Michelle, she's such an izzy
Mary: I know she's so stupid
Susan: she also backstabbed Mandy
She's also probably spread a few STIs in the place she currently lives.
May remind you of a song by the Maine called "The Way We Talk".
It's a very good description of her.
guy 2: "Yeah, she's so dirty, even STIs get scared."
guy 1: "Wow. I didn't know people got that dirty."
guy 2: "They don't. Only Izzy is that dirty."
Follows you around and sucks your happiness away. Like a toad. An ugly, ugly, happiness sucking toad. You want to avoid this thing... but he will get attached to you quickly; i suggest a crow bar or rusty jackhammer.
"Holy shit, it's Izzy! Let's ditch him!"
Izzy is tall
She likes to overpower midgets
And believes bananas starts fires
And yes, she agrees that a red crayon is the yummiest food in the world
Izzy is a complete spaz retard at times.
Marli: Lets see what will happen :D
Izzy: Oh wait, won't it start a fire
Meg: How can it start a fire?
Izzy: Cos it can....*looks around*..OH i get it now :D