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Instant Throat Punch. That feeling you get when someone says or does something so annoying or rude and you instantly want to karate chop them in the throat.
"What do you mean my prescriptions aren't ready I called them in yesterday!!"

"Sir there are no refills so we contacted your doctor."

"This is bulls××t I'm out of pills!"

BAM!! ITP
ITP by WickedCowgirl1 March 3, 2017
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Morphy gave it to Lolita ITP.
itp by Vaun December 16, 2003
"in this picture"

Used much as one would use the acronym "ITT:"
ITP: A chick trying her hardest to look just like every other Myspace chick in existence.
itp by The One and Only Emo Emu November 6, 2007
In the pants, can be used as a sexual term when a guy sees a hot girl and declares to a buddy what he would like to do to her. Can also be used to state where you love someone.
God dammit I'd love to have that ITP.
ILYITP :D
ITP by Caz_B November 24, 2007
Stands for "In The Pussy." A woman you want to fuck so much, you'll take the risk of injecting semen into her. Hence, "in the pussy."
Zeke: Look at that! Mwuah!

Clem: DEFINITELY an ITP!
ITP by Kracky McKraken June 20, 2009
to have energy
His itp amount allowed him to run faster
itp by cyfer April 11, 2004