inCOPetant 

in-KOP-pə-tənt\
1. A sometimes fat, but always lazy cop, who is not qualified for his or her job.
2. A inadequate police officer, who tries as hard as he can, not to arrest people, just so he can avoid writing reports.
3. A police officer who finds doing his job gets in the way of going on trips to Lake Havasu.
4. Any Douchebag who happens to have a badge.

1. Officer Smith let the bad guy get away (again), after he refused to climb a fence in a foot chase. He is "inCOPetant "
2. Deputy Smith lost the evidence in a rape case. His level of inCOPetence is amazing

inCOPetant by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 26, 2009

Iscopella 

(Noun) Also called, Scopeman, Scoped or Isco in the short form. This is someone who can scope for Africa. An Isco can tell you to give him 5 minutes but what he's really saying is, give me 50 minutes. When an Isco tells you, "I'm almost there," what he really mean is, "I'm about to leave the house.

But then Isco's are really cool guys. They are friendly and fun to be with. They can be very naughty at times but you will always enjoy their company. Isco's are also hardworking and creative and when they learn something, they put all their energy into it. Isco's also love girls, and they are very good in bed. Except for few of them...

Isco's are real Gees and you can always count on them to watch your back. If you are lucky to meet one that was trained in The House of David Int'l, a dance organization. You're lucky, you can trust them with your life.

That guy is an Iscopella, its better you confirm where he is or else you'll grow old on this road.

Iscopella by Tobatalks February 12, 2020

isoperimeter 

When someone wants to show off how smart they are and they use "isoperimeter" instead of "similar".

Example:
Matt: are these boxes isoperimeter?
Eng: Hein?
Matt: are they the same?
Eng: Noob

isoperimeter by Dummy91 December 12, 2017

Islope

To walk with a slump whilst having a stroke

She walked into a bar abd islope when she saw her 80 year old mom kissing her husband

Islope by Mikangel June 23, 2023