intervestite 

(in-tur-vess-tite) noun - a person on the internet who poses to be of the opposite sex that they actually are.

Johnny Twobags - Hey man, how did that date go with the internet chick?

Mr. Dopey - Oh man, terrible, total intervestite. Turned out she was a 40 year old fat guy named Carl

Johnny Twobags - Shitty.

intervestite by Lonus the Terror December 14, 2008

intervesting

Internet investing - investing of one's money with an investment company on the internet or online as opposed to sitting in an office with an investment adviser.

I found it so interesting that I was able to buy my mutual funds online today, Internet investing is so easy. I think intervesting is for me!

intervesting by theWebNut May 9, 2016

intervesting

investing in the inside of the human body by paying for someone elses transplant, surgery, ect...

Gates moved to a new market today, intervesting in Paul's kidney.

intervesting by forrestplantjerkit September 24, 2010