internet stalk 

v. The process of finding an address of a person by first searching AnyWho's reverse directory by the person's last name, then using the address and phone number found to plug into MapQuest in order to obtain directions.

n. +er (Internet Stalker). a person who uses the said process to get to a person's house.

Person 1: How do i get to your house?
Person 2: Oh, just internet stalk it.

Person: Uhhh, what are you doing at my house, you internet stalker?

internet stalk by muchluv June 27, 2005

Creepy Internet Stalker 

A furry/anime artist/other talentless, oversensitive type who gets mad at a particular person (usually a female that they have a creepy, backwards crush on) and goes around trying to get even in such ridiculous fashions as writing innacurate, stupid definitions including their real name.

I seem to have a creepy internet stalker on urbandictionary.com

Creepy Internet Stalker by tengu shoes January 7, 2005

internet stalker 

A (usually) tragic male in his late 30s - 40s who spends all his free time hiding from reality whilst he chases girls/women using Internet chat rooms. Will often have deep seated emotional problems and possible peadophile tendencies (as well as a much receded hairline). An artful groomer who is too ashamed of himself to go down a nightclub and meet women like the rest of humanity.

I'm 6ft 2" with a full head of hair. I drive a sports car and am extremely virile. What are you wearing? Huh Huh Huh.

Oh you filthy Internet stalker!

internet stalker by Kendo Endo September 28, 2006

Crossreference Internet Stalking

To creepily stalk another person by looking at their accounts on two different websites (Ex. Twitter, Facebook) and then discussing they websites in comparison.

"She wrote on my Facebook wall about my latest Tweet. How creepy. Such Crossreference internet stalking."

Crossreference Internet Stalking by lilliegeena March 13, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016