The thing that ended my innocent childhood and led to this.
Friend: hey look at this *shows me picture on phone* do u know what this is?
Me: unfortunately yes bc the Internet ruined me.
by Batgirl2001 March 09, 2015
A place where kids go and never grow up.
Little johny has been on the Internet for 7 years now, he's 17 and acts like a 10 year old.
by noobkiller55 September 04, 2012
A virtual place where everyone feels they have the right to force their opinions, offend, and engage in verbal barbarism between other users
MyGrammarSucks: Can I haz 2 bucks pl0x
TrollGuy6969: No
MyGrammarSucks:Whai?? :(
TrollGuy6969:Because your grammar sucks
MyGrammarSucks: fuck u man go suck a dick
*Admin 1337 ban hammers 'MyGrammarSucks' from the internet*
by NormannTheDoorman August 12, 2012
The best and worst invention mankind has ever created.
Learning, idiocy, procrastination, salvation, damnation, humor, satire, and so much more all in one little package (or several servers, whichever one you'd like to go with).
It also promotes individuals' eventual detachment from reality.
Sorry I'm not done with my homework, I was on the internet.
by ellipsisdotdotdot April 20, 2011
a cesspool network of insults, porn, shit, lame ass death threats, and pointless arguments over stupid topics that nobody can win, like music.
examples of the shit on the internet: youtube, urbandictionary.com, any chatroom, blogs in general, any comments on anything, porn sites, etc...
by M.S.G.... December 14, 2008
"The Internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens."
Strong Bad.
Person 1: What's the matter, you look angsty.
Person 2: A WORM WAS UNLEASHED THAT DELETED ALL THE PORN ON THE INTERNET ENTIRELY!
Person 1: So, nothing as usual.
by DonZabu September 03, 2007
And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.
by Senator Ted Stevens (R) March 17, 2007

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