And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.
by Senator Ted Stevens (R) March 17, 2007
The World Wide Web. A dream catcher of such whereby dreams become reality or reality become dreams.
p1.I have this great idea for a business but i'm not sure where to start!

p.2 Have you got your internet up yet, the World wibe Web is the new dream catcher!
by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006
it is the inter netting of your swimming trunks that adds comfort.
have you guys hear of this internet thing? its the inter netting of your swim trunks to add suggle comfort.
by boymandudeguyelleven July 15, 2005
the greatest invention of man
it is impossible to find what you want from the in the end i just end up looking at good old reliable porn
young boy: mum, i need to find out about whales for my project
Boys mother: try the internet
young boy: i did but it came up with fat porn
by fuyu no kaze May 09, 2005
The Inner lining inside of your swim trunks which helps keep your ballsack warm and dry. You "Log" onto your internet by urinating inside of your trunks in fear.
Marge: How are the kids going to get home?
Homer: I dunno. Internet?
by G-Union July 07, 2003
The inner-netting of swimwear
"I think I just logged on to my internet" -Carl from the Simpsons after being scared
by aybab2 June 15, 2003
A complete failure.
People who make blogs ruined the internet.
by Anonymous May 26, 2003

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