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to intercept a diarrhea 

when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly
A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks

zone of interest 

The genitals or genital region of a human female. Usually refers only to that of an attractive woman; homely women are typically said to possess a zone of disinterest.
Her zone of interest was engorged and swollen, oozing out the slimy evidence of her arousal.

Interpol 

A band that is good despite everyone on this site tearing them to shreds for some stupid as fuck reason.
Interpol is good. Joy Division is good. Editors are good. Shut up.
Interpol by peebags July 26, 2011

The Most Interesting Man in the World 

The Most Interesting Man in the World is an advertising campaign for the Dos Equis brand of beer.
The advertisements feature a bearded, debonair gentleman roughly in his 70s, portrayed by actor Jonathan Goldsmith.
They also feature a montage (mostly in black and white) of daring exploits involving "the most interesting man" when he was younger.

Here are some interesting facts about the mot interesting man in the world:

He lives vicariously through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
Cuba imports cigars from him.
His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He bowls overhand.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
His passport requires no photograph.
He can identify UFOs
His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw
The Most Interesting Man in the World requires no example.

Best interest 

You like me but your dating someone else I’ll keep it in your best interest 😉
Best interest by Okonamahailey March 27, 2020

Mr Interesting 

Ironic name for a tedious individual who believes himself to be the most interesting thing around. Mr Interestings tend to be fat security guards with ugly girlfriends. They drone on and on about the most inconsequential things and expect their audience to be rivetted.
Oh shit, here comes Mr Interesting.

And his repulsive girlfriend.

Let's run before they collar us. Once that boring bastard starts talking we can kiss goodbye to the whole fucking week.
Mr Interesting by lumpbag May 16, 2009