7 definitions by Sir Asbestos
The dark mode challenge is a funny internet challenge.
All you need is a car and night.
You have to wait for the night, turn off all lights in and on the car and drive 20 km at atleast 100 km/h or 30 km at atleast 60 km/h.
If you completed the required kilometers, you have mastered the challenge. Now, you gotta upload a video of it on Tiktok.
All you need is a car and night.
You have to wait for the night, turn off all lights in and on the car and drive 20 km at atleast 100 km/h or 30 km at atleast 60 km/h.
If you completed the required kilometers, you have mastered the challenge. Now, you gotta upload a video of it on Tiktok.
by Sir Asbestos August 29, 2021
A weird sexual practice.
Similar to the mexican lawnmower, with the main difference that you fill her ass with matzo balls and falafel before putting anal beads into her ass and leave it there for a few days. If you need lube, you should use hummus. These Matzo balls will increase the stimulation and help constipating the ass. For the next few days, you feed her with tacos and very spicy food, usually mexican, but it can also be asian. After a few days, you just rip out the anal beads and she will release a metric fucktonne of shit, falafel and matzo balls. Then, you can enjoy some specially spiced, warm, delicious falafel and matzo balls. Mmmmh.
Similar to the mexican lawnmower, with the main difference that you fill her ass with matzo balls and falafel before putting anal beads into her ass and leave it there for a few days. If you need lube, you should use hummus. These Matzo balls will increase the stimulation and help constipating the ass. For the next few days, you feed her with tacos and very spicy food, usually mexican, but it can also be asian. After a few days, you just rip out the anal beads and she will release a metric fucktonne of shit, falafel and matzo balls. Then, you can enjoy some specially spiced, warm, delicious falafel and matzo balls. Mmmmh.
P1: Oh wow, I didnt know you were that good on cooking. This falafel is just delicious. How did you manage to get it that good?
P2: Well, me and my girlfriend tried the israeli lawnmower today.
P2: Well, me and my girlfriend tried the israeli lawnmower today.
by Sir Asbestos April 25, 2020
A person who first brags about getting vaccinated and then suffers from the numerous side effects and diseases the vaccination can cause.
Look at George, that vaccinetard! A week ago he proudly posted a video of him getting an experimental vaccine, and now hes in hospital with cerebral hemorrhage.
by Sir Asbestos April 26, 2021
when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly
A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks
by Sir Asbestos December 22, 2019
by Sir Asbestos March 11, 2021
Eye sex can only happen if your partner has lost at least one eye. You insert the penis into her/his empty eye hole and fuck it. You can also do with a healthy person with 2 eyes, but this would be very painful and could result in severe eye damage, so it is not recommended.
James: Hey Ian, so I heard your gf lost an eye in an accident! This is horrible! I feel so sorry for her.
Ian: Nah man, its alright, we can now have eye sex!
Ian: Nah man, its alright, we can now have eye sex!
by Sir Asbestos November 8, 2020
When you are horny and think about engaging in an extremely sinful, degenerate sexual act, so you have a fap to avoid committing a worse sin than "just" fapping
Yesterday, I suddenly had the horny urge to engage in bestiality while having a large sausage shoved in my ass, so I did a Salvation Fap for damage control.
"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"
"May I ask, what sins did you confess at church yesterday?"
"Well, I had a short shower wank, to avoid going to the whorehouse again"
"Oh, so you had a Salvation Fap?"
by Sir Asbestos July 30, 2022