intexticated 

Describes people who drive while sending text messages on their phones.

"Dude, what was THAT?!"
"Probably just some intexticated highschooler."

"How did she get in a car accident?"
"She was intexticated."

intexticated by Courtney Terry June 12, 2007

driving while intexticated 

Driving while text messaging. In many cases it is more dangerouse than driving while under the influence, because the drivers are distracted and have a much slower response time. It is illegal in some states like Utah, because of the carnage created by text messangers.

Judy got arrested for driving while intexticated after she killed 3 people when she was sending a text message. Fortunately everupme got the message but it was not the one Judy sent.

driving while intexticated by mlhiss September 24, 2009

insexicated 

Adj: affected by or as if by copious amounts of fornication.

They lay there like two people that were insexicated after a night of debauchery.

insexicated by Cairopractor March 25, 2008

intexicated

texting drunk

look at the message biff sent me, he must be intexicated:
meeet us at tttthe cl ub, we beee draN kin en stuuf

intexicated by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

insticate 

Verb. A George W. Bush coinage and apparently a combination of "instigate" and "indicate". Used during the Presidential news conference of April 13, 2004.

BUSH: Our military commanders report that this violence is being insticated by three groups.

insticate by Slagathor April 21, 2004

intexticated 

Driving while texting on a cell phone.

The police pulled over Susie because they had suspicion she was intexticated.

intexticated by LeviLover March 8, 2009

Insexticated 

To be distracted while driving in ones vehicle while sending sexts (erotic and arousing texts) through a cell phone.

The insexticated man crashed his vehicle because he was sexting and not paying attention to the road.

Insexticated by Captain K & Katball January 5, 2012